So this afternoon, before I got the bus home from Picadilly Gardens, I needed to go and use the toilet. Number one, since you ask. Usually I go into the Manchester Arndale Centre and walk through it to the toilets at the other side, but I didn't want to miss my bus and I needed to go to the toilet, so I ducked into Café Nero on Market Street (next to Primark and [I think] the Abbey National) and checked to see if they had a toilet. They did, though it was a one-toilet-one-sink affair, so I did my business and left.
After washing my hands, I realised the hand-dryer wasn't working, so I went to get some toilet paper to dry my hands. As I was obtaining the paper, I noticed this:
On the right-hand side of the dispenser were two Chinese characters drawn in the same pen, but I'm not sure what relevance they had to the face, unless they meant 'constipated man' >.<